Wednesday, January 14, 2009

How My Blog is Making Me Less of An A**hole

I'm... kind of negative. Gloom, doom... and most importantly, mockery. It might be a little much of my soul to reveal in a design blog, but the darker parts of me (although sometimes the funnier parts) love to take something down a peg. Shit-talk is pleasurable... but petty. Unfortunately.

So I saw something online that I didn't care for. This happens all the time, but this project was getting a lot of hype from a lot of places. Now this is mostly the outcome of excellent self-promotion on the part of the designer, but still--my meaner instincts were like "Man, really? This? You all love this?" And of course I had to share my feelings, so blogging about this project landed on my to-do list.

But then I gave it a second thought.

With the great, great power of blogging comes great responsibility, you know. That's what Spiderman's uncle told me. Really--I'm putting this stuff down in a semi-permanent format and representing myself and my thoughts to people. Some know me, some don't, but in any case I feel that I have a certain amount of responsibility to them and to myself. I started this whole thing with my classmates in mind--I wanted to share things with them in order to edify them. What good am I doing by spreading my bad attitude? What good am I doing to the creator of this project by just taking this piss out of him? I don't even know the guy! And what good am I doing to myself by flaunting my flaws?

More pop culture wisdom comes to mind: if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all (Thumper's dad, 1942).

Now: I AM here to celebrate the good and beautiful. I have little fear of overdoing that. So yes, I will say the nice whenever I feel. But do I hold my tongue with regards to this project? Here's where the healing power of blog comes in: I'm not going to shit talk this project. What I am going to do is give it a fair shake, because I have a forum in which I can do it thoughtfully and be held accountable for my views.

So here's the project:

Link
There you have it. The object of my ire. They are called Magic Pills and are available through TheDrugStore, presumably run by the designer. The earrings come in a variety of different medications (many of which Jackie from Nerding Around was able to identify on sight).

So, the analysis. These earrings are not unattractive. However, I feel that they are pretty gimmicky to be taken so seriously. The shape of the pill is quite lovely from a design perspective, and the color combinations can be quite subtle. It's understandable to be inspired by them. However, they are so recognizable here... these earrings make as much sense as hanging any other tiny commercial good on your ear. Not a total lack of sense, but people won't see an earring, they'll see a joke. Which brings me to the fact that this has been done before. Barbie shoes are the example that jump to mind.

Glitter Yellow Barbie Shoe Earrings from SupernovaDesigns on Etsy.

The gimmicky earring has been around for a while. And I don't mind them. I have a pair of earrings that certainly walk this line--they're made of hinges. And while they're shiny metal like many earrings (like how the pills are similar to beads), people go, oh hey, hinges. It's not bad. But it's not pure, in my opinion.

It just seems that so many other craftsters slave away, making goofy little earrings or even especially beautiful "traditional" ones, that this one gentleman shouldn't get all the attention.

So there was my shot at analysis. I still come out ambivalent towards these earrings, but I'd like to think it was worth it to try and give them a fair shake. Not a brilliant one, admittedly. I'm not nearly as smart as I'd like to be re: this kind of thing. But that's why I'm practicing.

A closing thought: what about the things I love? Maybe I need to look deeper into the eyes of the beautiful fashion illustrations... or the lovely smokers. Now THERE'S one to consider more deeply. So here's to a thoughtful future here at BOMBSQUAD. And who knows, maybe this will spill over into my real life.


The shit talk would have been funnier.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

So Necessary: Best of '08

Inspired by Jay Hathaway, new blog crush (as of today! therefore not eligible for this list), I'd like to list my personal unrelated highlights for this year. Without further ado:

San Francisco, CA
Get Like Me by David Banner f. Chris Brown
recipes
Hello Kitty Sigg bottle
Bizarre Evolution party
Walker Bags
Jacob Peters
Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap
30 Rock
Ikea West Chester
my maroon legwarmers
beautiful French model Louisa
OPI nailpolish topcoat
sleeping
edamame
$1 video rentals from Blockbuster
Ian Brill
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Pootie Tang
Prince
Cornerstone church
T-Pain walking in slow motion to accept his BET award
Sephora
"Fucked Elegance"
Kanye's blog
Cliff Seto
You Look Nice Today
Neal Harrod
making out
Jason and Megan's wedding
The Rolling Stones cover with the Jonas Brothers
working downtown
The Diva Cup
billable work
embracing your anger
Miller High Life
twitter
Jeff Davis
LPK's Pecha Kucha
Six Day Party (and all the nudity and body-shaving therein)
baby Margot
buns
hot men
James McAvoy
whiskey in teacups

And of course, the Not So Necessary:
Matt Eckberg going to the Philippines
losing my wallet on the bus
squirrels in walls
bad, bad attitude
antioxidants
wanting things
debilitating mountain bike wreck

And the MOST necessary: Michael C., roommate Jackie, Rachel, all my school girlfriends, my Dad, my Mom, cool aunt Carol, Robb.

Monday, December 29, 2008

"Smokin'... Smokin' hot!", says Jackie.

Nobody tell NERDING AROUND, but I loooove this blog about smoking.


Le Smoking
posts up beautiful fashion photography featuring this particularly sexy vice. I'd never condone smoking, but that doesn't mean it's not hot. See?



Le Smoking has a sister blog, Le Love. Le Love contains fashion photos of couples in love... which isn't NEARLY as interesting to me. Is that bad?

Baby--One More Time

Forgive me for that.

Anyway: Meet Sophie.


Sophie was another find from my baby toy research, and it was love at first sight for SURE. Sophie has been manufactured by French toy company Vulli since the 1960s. She's made of natural rubber from the Hevea tree. And she is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

Better believe she's on my Amazon wish list.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Babies Need Design, Too

I hate to go all NOTCOT and just post a picture of a hot thing... but, with the bite acknowledged, check out this hot thing!


The Little Zookeeper Soft Block Set from Zid Zid Kids, courtesy of AtomicBaby.com.

Yes, these are baby toys. I was looking at a LOT of baby toys one day for work, and these are certainly a cut above the rest. There's a lot to love: the colors, the shiny textures, the stitched-on details, the fact that the little blue thing is a blue jay... If these were blown up significantly I'd certainly put them on my couch. My couch doesn't even deserve them! Plus, roommate Jackie made us these really great pillows already.... But anyways, it's almost a shame that they exist mainly to be chewed on by babies.

If you have any interest in cool baby stuff, I really do recommend AtomicBaby.com, along with Pottery Barn Kids' baby section, for the more traditional (some very WASP-y part of me loves this stuff).

EDIT: I just noticed that these guys match the blog--the blue and orange in particular. Whaddya know.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Maybe I've Just Been Watching Too Many Chick Flicks

I'm not one of those girls that's been dreaming about her wedding day since she was 5 (or ever), but I saw this and said "Holy shit that's what I want to get married in." ("Holy shit" seems like an appropriate expression to associate with the sanctity of marriage, naturally.) As you all know I'm not much one for "elegant splendor," so a cute wedding dress is much more up my alley. Look how cute she is!



This little beauty is from a line called Miss Lanvin--designed by Lanvin designer Alber Elbaz and crafted by Taiwanese porcelain master FRANZ. Each season brings 6 new dolls in editions of 800 and retailing for $345.

Via TrendLand

UPDATE: Think I found the real deal from Lanvin's Resort 2008 collection:


I like the statuette version better. Maybe it's just because my natural tendency is to love the cartoonish. But really, I'm not crazy about the fluffiness. I'd want it in a heavier fabric, maybe something matte-ish. Also, I want 10,00o white doves released as we exit the chapel... *barf.*

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Sicko and Sartorialist

Saw The Dark Knight today and loved it. This girl loves some Batman.

I was really tickled when the police officers in the film were trying to identify the Joker and said, "All his clothes are custom-made--no labels."

THE JOKER'S SUIT IS BESPOKE.

It was pretty great, too. Really lovely pattern (and texture!) mixing. My favorite piece was the shirt... lookit this:
A closeup of the print... hexagons filled with lovely little patterns....

Here's the look, from the cover of Empire Magazine:
And those socks are sooo Robb Hunter. Except that there's two of them.
And the shoes... that shape is so perfect... subtly clowny without making you actually think of clown shoes.
And that makeup... oh god, so lovely. Perfect perfect perfect.

And here's the man in full regalia... I don't love the coat nearly as much as the rest, but its boldness and imperfect fit make it the piece that makes the character crazy and scary.
It's a real shame we won't be seeing this incarnation of this character again.